Ladies and gentleman we are gathered here today not to burry anyone and still not to celebrate anything. The reason being, a government that makes too many promises and choke at the end. Their answer is always, apartheid got us into this mess.
Apartheid is dead and buried, even forgot it was ever on our land. This is a time for change, and I cannot be the change that all of us want if you are not part of that process. I call upon on all the comrades and cadres of this New Movement Party to mobilize and intensify the war against corruption.
Corruption can only be eradicated through nationalization of Common Sense, in that regard our planning committee has drawn up a non-discriminatory policy called Common Sense Empowerment. It is a known fact that some people especially in government have been deprived of this for too long. Black Economic Empowerment is not enough in enriching the lives of the masses, we must add CSE to uplift the lives of the currently disadvantaged so they also one day will be the “Previously Disadvantaged”
Cadres of the revolution the mission is on the table, we are moving. I have heard of those who are calling for the nationalization of mines have you had of what else they are calling for? The nationalization of people’s wives! “Sharing is caring” that’s their tag line. Though this policy is good but it’s bad, if you vote for our movement this move will be decided upon by vote because we believe in majority.
Then there are those who want to reduce alcohol hours in Gauteng, have you heard there are thinking of increasing prices even more. If you vote us, when Vasco da Gama wins the league you will have a month full of free braai and a shower of green bottled water.
I hereby categorically declare that we shall not make any excuses that you already know or have heard before. We are academics and we will be more creative with our non-delivery excuses. All Sunday School graduate need to be honored, these days its difficult even kids by their way to graduation. That’s how rife corruption is in our peripheries.
Contrary to popular belief when a leader steals from the poor and the media exposes that then a journalist will be called a “counter revolutionary” racist. Well we will have a fancy word and like Sniffer Dog and we have to make this public now to avoid having a monkey hanging on our back like the head of police, in our case it would be a dog.
Marriage shall be made any obligation and every woman deserves a man atleast so when a man dates more than 6 he shall be arrested and castrated. Our policy of Affirmative Dating is here to ensure that all women are empowered with a man this follows our planning committee’s findings that there is a massive shortage for man.
All week days shall be declared soapie days of which every man will massage their women as they watch a soapie, except when there is football then women must massage their men while watching football or whatever sport is on tv. Weekends are non-negotiable; the remote is for the man. This is called Equality, we are equalizing the rights now. We might have failed Maths but equalizing things is our specialty.
Giving a police officer money to avoid an expensive ticket shall be classified as empowering the under paid or rather our government shall recognize that as a way of thanking the limb of the law for a job well done in spotting you doing the wrong. I hear that there are people who bribe others for tenders and they call it speeding up the service delivery process, well we will have a minimum amount and maximum that you can bribe any government work with depending on how poor they look.
Thank you
Apartheid is dead and buried, even forgot it was ever on our land. This is a time for change, and I cannot be the change that all of us want if you are not part of that process. I call upon on all the comrades and cadres of this New Movement Party to mobilize and intensify the war against corruption.
Corruption can only be eradicated through nationalization of Common Sense, in that regard our planning committee has drawn up a non-discriminatory policy called Common Sense Empowerment. It is a known fact that some people especially in government have been deprived of this for too long. Black Economic Empowerment is not enough in enriching the lives of the masses, we must add CSE to uplift the lives of the currently disadvantaged so they also one day will be the “Previously Disadvantaged”
Cadres of the revolution the mission is on the table, we are moving. I have heard of those who are calling for the nationalization of mines have you had of what else they are calling for? The nationalization of people’s wives! “Sharing is caring” that’s their tag line. Though this policy is good but it’s bad, if you vote for our movement this move will be decided upon by vote because we believe in majority.
Then there are those who want to reduce alcohol hours in Gauteng, have you heard there are thinking of increasing prices even more. If you vote us, when Vasco da Gama wins the league you will have a month full of free braai and a shower of green bottled water.
I hereby categorically declare that we shall not make any excuses that you already know or have heard before. We are academics and we will be more creative with our non-delivery excuses. All Sunday School graduate need to be honored, these days its difficult even kids by their way to graduation. That’s how rife corruption is in our peripheries.
Contrary to popular belief when a leader steals from the poor and the media exposes that then a journalist will be called a “counter revolutionary” racist. Well we will have a fancy word and like Sniffer Dog and we have to make this public now to avoid having a monkey hanging on our back like the head of police, in our case it would be a dog.
Marriage shall be made any obligation and every woman deserves a man atleast so when a man dates more than 6 he shall be arrested and castrated. Our policy of Affirmative Dating is here to ensure that all women are empowered with a man this follows our planning committee’s findings that there is a massive shortage for man.
All week days shall be declared soapie days of which every man will massage their women as they watch a soapie, except when there is football then women must massage their men while watching football or whatever sport is on tv. Weekends are non-negotiable; the remote is for the man. This is called Equality, we are equalizing the rights now. We might have failed Maths but equalizing things is our specialty.
Giving a police officer money to avoid an expensive ticket shall be classified as empowering the under paid or rather our government shall recognize that as a way of thanking the limb of the law for a job well done in spotting you doing the wrong. I hear that there are people who bribe others for tenders and they call it speeding up the service delivery process, well we will have a minimum amount and maximum that you can bribe any government work with depending on how poor they look.
Thank you
